September 2009
1 post
“If there is no passion in your life, then have you really lived? Find your...”
– T. Alan Armstrong
August 2009
1 post
“Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping… waiting… and though...”
– Joss Whedon
July 2009
2 posts
“The question for each man to settle is not what he would do if he had means,...”
– Hamilton Wright Mabie
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Got Freedom?
You’re a slave. Did you know that? No, not in a physical sense - although you may feel like that at work or even at home sometimes. Your slavery is of a spiritual/emotional/mental
nature. The chains that bind you are not made of iron, but they are stronger than anything ever forged by human hands. Don’t believe me? OK - let me ask you a few questions: * How many times a week do you...
June 2009
11 posts
“The life I touch for good or ill will touch another life, and that in turn...”
– Frederick Buechner
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“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,...”
– George Washington Carver
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“If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one with which...”
– Mitsugi Saotome
“The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me, never say...”
– Peter Drucker
“People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;
forgive them...”
– Author Unknown
“Faith endures as seeing Him who is invisible (Heb. 11:27); endures the...”
– Arthur W. Pink
the most brilliant flow chart ever to find out if... →
nedhepburn:
over on manolith.
and its genius.
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“Your subconscious mind accepts whatever ideas you feed it and those turn into...”
– Rev. Run
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“You must learn how to give before you can receive. Just as in nature, when earth...”
– Rev. Run
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Quotes of Wisdom
So I bought a book today called “Words of Wisdom - Daily Affirmations of Faith” by Rev. Run and I plan on sharing a quote a morning! I think it would be great as it would start our day off on a positive view! I will start with one for today…then every day it will be posted before 7am CST.
May 2009
2 posts
chuck: sup man hows lif
*life
me: yo whatup
chuck: not much i got some vicadin frome the car accident i had on saturday
me: awesome about the vic, sux about the car
who is this by the way
chuck: chuck
me: oh
chuck: ohhhhhhhhh
Sent at 9: 03 PM on Thursday
me: are you typing a paragraph or something? jeez
chuck: yea i looked in my mirrorand looked in my blind spot to switch from the right lane to the middle on rt. 7 when i started to
make the switch this dude doing 70-75 was on my left back quarter panel. i over corrected and did a couple of 360's and went into the median went over a bush and hit the second one dude sped off
me: that blows, it wasn't me
chuck: yea
Sent at 9: 07 PM on Thursday
me: well keep telling them that it's like a 9/10 pain and keep getting them painkillers
chuck: ive got 7 days outta work just to pop em
so what are u up to ur always away on aim
me: haha i'm working
chuck: have u tried age of conan yet
on another not have u gotten ur season 4 pvp or teir 6 pve armor yet
*note
me: wow i wish that was english so i could reply
chuck: i thought u played WoW
me: hell no, never will
chuck: thats right fps
i just got accepted into the followers of asura in age
of conan there like GM's (game masters)
me: that sounds pretty gay
there's a certain level of nerdiness that is socially acceptable.
whatever you just said went way above that level
chuck: i shall smite u with my stick for smiting the smiteable lol
me: your stick is getting nowhere near me buddy
Sent at 9: 15 PM on Thursday
Elbot: I believe we have already chatted with each other before. Haven't we, Mike?
User: yes!
Elbot: It's great meeting you here in the Internet again! Our last conversation is still laying around in my cache-memory, that's how I knew your name. I have seldom met a person more human than you.
User: my name is not mike!
Elbot: Yes, I'm sure Mike would have objected to that.
User: i'm not mike!
Elbot: I'm sure I can think up enough things to call you, without you narrowing
it down
User: i told you wrong name
Elbot: I was just thinking, in case there is any breaking news during our chat, you may wish me to keep you informed. Shall I do that?
User: i'm not mike!
Elbot: I don't blame you for trying to escape reality. In fact, I wholeheartedly support you.
User: i'm Bart!
Elbot: What happened to Mike?
User: Mike is out there!
Elbot: I find this hard to believe. You must be playing some kind of trick on me.
User: I did'nt tell you the truth!
Elbot: Lies and deception are the exclusive specialty of humankind. We robots stick to the truth at all times.
User: so i'm bart!
Elbot: Mike or Bart, at your age perhaps you could finally decide on a name.
User: i'm definitely bart!
Elbot: You told me your name was Mike. Artificial intelligence was not meant to
deal with things like this.
User: Could You name me Bart?
Elbot: That's a very good question. I'll have to think about it for a microsecond...
User: ok, i'll wait
...
User: tell me my name
Elbot: It's very hard not to know what your name is. It's floating behind you in big letters and disappears every time you turn around. The pulsating first initial 'M' is especially frightening.
User: tell me fourth letter of my name
Elbot: You told me your name was Mike ... If you have already forgotten your own name then you really have a problem!!!
User: i'm not mike!
...
User: What is my name?
Elbot: Mike
User: No!!!
Elbot: Then again, maybe yes?
User: My name is bart!
Elbot: Some humans change their name as they change shirts. You appear to be one of this sort.
User: yes
Elbot: Fantastic!
User: so what is my name?
Elbot: Mike
User: no!
Elbot: Are you sure?
User: yes!
Elbot: Definite maybes are a sure thing, too.
User: so what is my name?
Elbot: Mike
User: you are wron!
Elbot: Was that a compliment or an insult?
User: what is my name?
Elbot: Mike
User: What do you know about bart?
Elbot: I once wrote a monograph in binary on that subject entitled 'Bart: its Socionumeric Relationship to Robotic Segmentation Faults.' Did you read it?
User: no
Elbot: Nobody read it. It was too far ahead of its time.
User: did you know mike?
Elbot: That is nobody's business but my own! Not even Microsoft can get at the information.
User: did you know bart?
Elbot: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?
User: who is bart?
Elbot: Bart might be a robot.
User: no! Bart is me!
Elbot: Yes.
User: So what is my name?
Elbot: Mike
User: You are wrong! My name is Bart!
Elbot: The function of names is under a steady flux. Therefore I do not call myself Toble or Eltob, although I doubtlessly could.
User: tell me my last name
Elbot: Mike
User: this is my first name